Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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