Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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