I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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