Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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