even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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