come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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