So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Randomize