getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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