Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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