About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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