I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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