Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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