Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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