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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?

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  By definition I think it does.

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  So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?

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  He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!

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