Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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