i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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