that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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