YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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