There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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