The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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