Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
