Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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