Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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