You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
