...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
it wasn't lemon gatorade
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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