You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
is it fun? or sober?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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