Whod you bang
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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