He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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