Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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