is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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