Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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