Don't you send me to vm
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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