So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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