I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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