Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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