Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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