So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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