i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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