Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i barfeds in our rink
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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