I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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