you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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