Say something about gay babies.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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