Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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