My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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