The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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