Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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