when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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