i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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