nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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