history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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