I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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