Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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