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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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